As I’ve noted before, I am for many reasons a fan of Urban Dictionary. Today I stumbled upon this entry, in which a clever user attempts to summarize the Bible in fifty words. Thought it was worth a share.
God made, Adam bit, Noah arked, Abraham split, Joseph ruled, Jacob fooled, Bush talked, Moses balked, Pharaoh plagued, people walked, sea divided, tablets guided, Promise landed, Saul freaked, David peeked, prophets warned, Jesus born, God walked, love talked, anger crucified, hope died, Love rose, Spirit flamed, Word spread, God remained.
Not terrible, I suppose.
For the original entry, click here and scroll to entry 5 (as of 5/22/2012).